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Top 3 Reasons Why It Took Obama So Long To Announce Osama Bin Laden’s Death

By Mark | May 3, 2011 | Television | No comments

I don’t need to remind you that Osama Bin Laden founded the Jerk Store back in 1957. And thanks to Geraldo Rivera, I don’t need to tell you that he is now dead (who is going to run the Jerk Store??).

So what was up with how long it took President Obama to give that speech last night? It took forever! At 10:50 PM, I was very excited over the whole situation, but by 11:30 PM I wasn’t very excited over the whole situation.

Here are the top 3 reasons why it took Obama so long to announce Osama Bin Laden’s death:

Let’s All Watch King Ralph Instead of The Royal Wedding

By Mark | April 29, 2011 | Movies | No comments

Since we all already took off work tomorrow to watch The Royal Wedding, let’s just watch King Ralph instead!

Because seriously, what’s the deal with this Royal Wedding? I don’t get it. Weddings are really boring! It’s not like we’re all invited to the reception afterwards to do the chicken dance and get drunk for free.

Everyone else in America seems to be very excited though (they must be invited to the reception). My LOCAL NEWS station spent half the broadcast speaking in british accents and promoting their live coverage called ‘Knight Cam’. Get it? Knight Cam??

Look, we should just watch King Ralph instead. It’s a funny movie, it has John Goodman, and it’s all about The Royal Family! We will have more fun, I promise.

What’s King Ralph, you ask? You shouldn’t be up reading this!
You have 5th Grade in the morning.
Ok, fine. Trailer after the jump!

The Office S07EP23: Goodbye, Michael

By Mark | April 29, 2011 | Television | No comments

Yikes! That was really sad.
The final conversation between Michael and Jim really got to me!
I think I might hate goodbyes because I just got really sad watching two fictional characters say goodbye to each other.

I’m still not sure how I feel about The Office continuing without Steve Carell. He was obviously the best part of the show. What are we supposed to do now? Jim and Pam are the worst, and most of the characters only survived by playing off Michael Scott.

Will Ferrell as DeAngelo Vickers is hilarious, no duh. Especially in tonight’s episode when he and Andy stopped by the Animal Shelter and he told the story of saving a woman from a dog robber (perfect). But Will Ferrell is gone after the next episode.

Anyway, good job Steve Carell! You were very funny for the last 26 seasons of The Office.
Be safe out there. No more Evan Almighty’s, ok?

Farewell tribute video of Michael Scott’s favorite phrase after the jump.