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Napoleon Dynamite: Forever Ruined

By | May 17, 2011 | Television, Videos | No comments

Well guys, they did it. They’ve ruined Napoleon Dynamite forever.

Some of us have fond memories of seeing Napoleon Dynamite in a time before air fresheners with the movie’s catch phrases filled gas stations across America.

Some of us wondered if we could just let the whole Napoleon Dynamite thing die down so it could go back to being quirky and funny.

But an executive at Fox has made it his personal mission to make damn certain that we never get to laugh at this film again.

A trailer for the new animated series on Fox after the jump:

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Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop

By | May 10, 2011 | Television, Videos | No comments

Yes, please.

Italian University Warns Students About Jersey Shore

By | May 7, 2011 | Television | No comments
Italian University Warns Students About Jersey Shore

It’d probably be best if this show just went ahead and stopped. These people have more money than they know what to do with. Every time I watched last season, it seemed like the cast members fought through each day and were just waiting for the cameras to shut off each night, so they could all separate and shack up at the hottest hotel in town. There’s no way ‘The Situation’ was laying in that little bed every night, in a room with two other people.

The first season was probably one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever watched, but it’s getting boring. I mean, do you remember that first season? Mike was actually pretty funny. Ronnie got into a fist fight every night. And Snooki. Got punched in her face. By a random dude. That season was crazy. Every episode had the most wild situations scenarios.

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A Letter To Glee’s Parent/Guardian

By | May 6, 2011 | Television, Videos | No comments
A Letter to Glee’s Parent/Guardian

Dear Parent/Guardian of Glee,

Glee is extremely tardy on their cover of Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’. The other sudents turned in their Friday covers over a month ago and it is no longer funny, relevant*, or socially acceptable.

Sincerely,
The World

Glee’s cover of ‘Friday’ after the jump!

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Top 3 Reasons Why It Took Obama So Long To Announce Osama Bin Laden’s Death

By | May 3, 2011 | Television | No comments
Top 3 Reasons Why It Took Obama So Long To Announce Osama Bin Laden’s Death

I don’t need to remind you that Osama Bin Laden founded the Jerk Store back in 1957. And thanks to Geraldo Rivera, I don’t need to tell you that he is now dead (who is going to run the Jerk Store??).

So what was up with how long it took President Obama to give that speech last night? It took forever! At 10:50 PM, I was very excited over the whole situation, but by 11:30 PM I wasn’t very excited over the whole situation.

Here are the top 3 reasons why it took Obama so long to announce Osama Bin Laden’s death:

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The Office S07EP23: Goodbye, Michael

By | April 29, 2011 | Television | No comments
The Office S07EP23: Goodbye, Michael

Yikes! That was really sad.
The final conversation between Michael and Jim really got to me!
I think I might hate goodbyes because I just got really sad watching two fictional characters say goodbye to each other.

I’m still not sure how I feel about The Office continuing without Steve Carell. He was obviously the best part of the show. What are we supposed to do now? Jim and Pam are the worst, and most of the characters only survived by playing off Michael Scott.

Will Ferrell as DeAngelo Vickers is hilarious, no duh. Especially in tonight’s episode when he and Andy stopped by the Animal Shelter and he told the story of saving a woman from a dog robber (perfect). But Will Ferrell is gone after the next episode.

Anyway, good job Steve Carell! You were very funny for the last 26 seasons of The Office.
Be safe out there. No more Evan Almighty’s, ok?

Farewell tribute video of Michael Scott’s favorite phrase after the jump.

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