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Jerry Seinfeld joined twitter last night under the username @SeinTime. Follow him.
Let’s all have a Fourth of July like the kids from The Sandlot.
In a statement, White says that he and Elson “remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children,” and “feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.”
So yeah. A ‘divorce party’ is obviously what happens now, right? Right.
The party will be held tonight in Nashville and will be restricted to close friends and family. According to the invitation, the party will celebrate the couple’s “6th anniversary and their upcoming divorce with a positive swing bang hum dinger.”
Erica Grow knows all about Monday Mornings. In fact, Erica Grow got her PhD in Monday Mornings:
It’s alright, Erica. Anything is too much to remember this morning, and we all feel stupid for staying up until 3AM last night watching 102 Dalmatians and Real Housewives of New Jersey.
According to TMZ, who spoke with the 29-year old for some reason, he has an active dating profile on the website PlentyOfFish.com and is getting a pretty good response, which is understandable. I mean, check out his opening line: “Most know me as starring in a film called “HOOK” as the chubby lost boy who turns into pan at the end.”
Dang. That’s PIMP as F**K. What’s that? Oh. You haven’t been wondering about THUD BUTT at all? Alright, let’s just watch Jacuzzi Bear: