Since we all already took off work tomorrow to watch The Royal Wedding, let’s just watch King Ralph instead!
Because seriously, what’s the deal with this Royal Wedding? I don’t get it. Weddings are really boring! It’s not like we’re all invited to the reception afterwards to do the chicken dance and get drunk for free.
Everyone else in America seems to be very excited though (they must be invited to the reception). My LOCAL NEWS station spent half the broadcast speaking in british accents and promoting their live coverage called ‘Knight Cam’. Get it? Knight Cam??
Look, we should just watch King Ralph instead. It’s a funny movie, it has John Goodman, and it’s all about The Royal Family! We will have more fun, I promise.
What’s King Ralph, you ask? You shouldn’t be up reading this!
You have 5th Grade in the morning.
Ok, fine. Trailer after the jump!