I’ve always hated birds.
I mean.. One, they chirp the loudest, most repetitive chirps outside your window when you’re trying to sleep in on the weekend. And two, they poop EVERYWHERE. Not even thinking twice about it. My car. My arm when I was in 5th grade, riding my bike to a friend’s house after school.
Who does that?
Birds do that. This is proof that birds are just inconsiderate assholes.