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We aren’t ready for jet packs. Especially at 8AM.
The folks over at Fox 5 San Diego thought they had the perfect opening planned for their Thursday morning news show: A man, by the name of John, will wear an ‘Aqua Jet Pack,’ introduce the show along side of Fox 5 news reporter Matt Johnson, then take off flying through the air.
A nice, normal way to start a Thursday morning.
I think we could have all told everyone at Fox 5 San Diego, while they were discussing this idea, that this, in fact, would be exactly what would go down:
At a Red Sox game, a fan “caught” a foul ball with his beer cup.
Haha. Wow. Quite the timely reaction! I can’t imagine how many fist poundz and bro-hugz this guy received after that.
In a statement, White says that he and Elson “remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children,” and “feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.”
So yeah. A ‘divorce party’ is obviously what happens now, right? Right.
The party will be held tonight in Nashville and will be restricted to close friends and family. According to the invitation, the party will celebrate the couple’s “6th anniversary and their upcoming divorce with a positive swing bang hum dinger.”
Sometimes you have to make the world your stage. Literally.
And sometimes we can make pretty good animal noises with our mouths.
Here’s a totally normal old guy who decided to showcase his animal noises during a live TV interview:
(thanks for the tip, Bryan)