I can’t imagine how Tom Hanks feels about his son and future rap superstar, Chet Haze.
He’s probably really proud! Probably very happy that he is his son.
After the jump, Chet reacts to the death of Bin Laden on Twitter. Spoiler Alert: Tom Hanks is probably not very happy that Chet is his son.
I don’t need to remind you that Osama Bin Laden founded the Jerk Store back in 1957. And thanks to Geraldo Rivera, I don’t need to tell you that he is now dead (who is going to run the Jerk Store??).
So what was up with how long it took President Obama to give that speech last night? It took forever! At 10:50 PM, I was very excited over the whole situation, but by 11:30 PM I wasn’t very excited over the whole situation.
Here are the top 3 reasons why it took Obama so long to announce Osama Bin Laden’s death: